Pizza Slide

Have you ever brought a pizza to the movies in a messenger bag? Well if you have you would have notice that once the pizza boxes are slid into the messenger bag and carried at a perpendicular level across the street and when you open your pizza box you will find that you have encountered the pizza slide. Mr. Red Molly and I went to the movies tonight to see Knocked Up. We went to a local theater in our neighborhood. But before the movie we stopped off at the local pizza palace and ordered two individual pizzas that we put in my messenger bag along with the little bottles of movie wine (plastic) and walked across the street to the movies. When we arrived at the movies and removed the pizza from the messenger bag we had discovered that all the cheese and toppings had moved off of the crust and presented themselves along one edge of the pizza box. Mr. Red Molly said we would not bring in contraband pizza to the movies again. This is the same theater that I had the episode of the broken wine bottle which I had blogged about earlier.